It looks like the SNL version has been taken down - Maybe someone complained.
Try here: http://www.noob.us/humor/the-office-japanese-version/
It seems many or all of the SNL clips are no longer viewable in Japan
I wonder why .............
This blog has evolved from a compilation of my comments in continuing discourses elsewhere
- if you are serious about philosophy and its current affect on you and society at large, check it out.
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It looks like the SNL version has been taken down - Maybe someone complained.
Try here: http://www.noob.us/humor/the-office-japanese-version/
It seems many or all of the SNL clips are no longer viewable in Japan
I wonder why .............
During World War II, a man assassinated an enemy military leader. The assassin was caught, tried and sentenced to be executed. During the period of time that he was in prison, his lifestyle and sense of honor so impressed the jailer-executioner that after the execution, the enemy soldier/jailer took the ashes of the prisoner back to his home. His family, for a span of three generations, prayed for his spirit.
On my honor I will do my best
To do my duty to God and my country
and to obey the Scout Law;
To help other people at all times;
To keep myself physically strong,
mentally awake, and morally straight.
A Scout tells the truth. He keeps his promises. Honesty is part of his code of conduct. People can depend on him.LOYAL
A Scout is true to his family, Scout leaders, friends, school, and nation.HELPFUL
A Scout is concerned about other people. He does things willingly for others without pay or reward.FRIENDLY
A Scout is a friend to all. He is a brother to other Scouts. He seeks to understand others. He respects those with ideas and customs other than his own.COURTEOUS
A Scout is polite to everyone regardless of age or position. He knows good manners make it easier for people to get along together.KIND
A Scout understands there is strength in being gentle. He treats others as he wants to be treated. He does not hurt or kill harmless things without reason.OBEDIENT
A Scout follows the rules of his family, school, and troop. He obeys the laws of his community and country. If he thinks these rules and laws are unfair, he tries to have them changed in an orderly manner rather than disobey them.CHEERFUL
A Scout looks for the bright side of things. He cheerfully does tasks that come his way. He tries to make others happy.THRIFTY
A Scout works to pay his way and to help others. He saves for unforeseen needs. He protects and conserves natural resources. He carefully uses time and property.BRAVE
A Scout can face danger even if he is afraid. He has the courage to stand for what he thinks is right even if others laugh at or threaten him.
A Scout keeps his body and mind fit and clean. He goes around with those who believe in living by these same ideals. He helps keep his home and community clean.
A Scout is reverent toward God. He is faithful in his religious duties. He respects the beliefs of others.
Be Prepared
Do a Good Turn Daily
“Traditionally in Japan, confessions have been known as the king of evidence,” said Kenzo Akiyama, a lawyer who is a former judge. “Especially if it’s a big case, even if the accused hasn’t done anything, the authorities will seek a confession through psychological torture.”
Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're an old man, and old people are useless.
Reiko, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day, sit at your desk and do it really half-assed. That's the Japanese way.
Well, its 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.
If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak Japanese.
I want to share something with you:
The four little sentences that will get you through life:
Number 1: Cover for me.
Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss!
Number 3: It was like that when I got here.
Number 4: Huh?
(Don't bother learning them in Japanese - no one will listen anyway!)
Unplug. Become a volunteer.
It's good for your mind, your soul, and your world.
不知彼,不知己,每戰必殆 (孫子)
(If you don't know yourself and if you don't know your enemy,
then you are in for a world of hurt!)
γνῶθι σεαυτόν (Δελφοί)